Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 24, 2016
January 23, 2016
January 25, 2016
Transcript:
Frank: Ernie, this car you're selling was worthless when you got it and is worthless now! Ernie: That's why my sign says it'll "retain its value". Frank: And it's certain this wiring will cause a huge fire any day now. Ernie: I say it's "sure to start up". Frank: You think it's environmentally friendly? Ernie: No, I call it a "hybrid" because it has lots of mismatched junkyard parts meant for other models. And the interior is full of mold....so I let people know it's a "green car".
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
And easy financing means that you’ll pay someone to take it away and off your hands……………
TREEINTHEWIND almost 9 years ago
Congratulations …….. you made it through the minefield of popups and commercials …………..
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
Caveat emptor means “:Let the buyer beware.”
NoCents almost 9 years ago
It’s low mileage (because it seldom runs).
mourdac Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Firefox + No Script
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
“The steering is unresponsive and the brakes are shot!”“Driving this car is one long adrenaline rush!”
linsonl almost 9 years ago
Long ago, when pay telephones were a dime, I had a friend who’s brother ran an auto body repair shop. When business was slack, he would work on a wrecked car for resale. Once, visiting the shop, I heard a man asking about a warranty. The answer: “Our standard is ten/ten. If stops within ten minutes after you buy it, I will give you ten cents to call a wrecker to tow it.”
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Hybrid cars are a joke, and that helps make today’s strip funny!
hippogriff almost 9 years ago
neverenoughgoldIf a joke, what’s the punchline? That the cold weather has dropped me to 52.8 mpg?