Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 17, 2016

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    Lord Garth  almost 9 years ago

    Vermessee ? I think I had some of that with marinara sauce last night.

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    alviebird  almost 9 years ago

    If we become Georgerado, will it be legal here?

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Oklavania…

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    dadoctah  almost 9 years ago

    It’s January. Half the people driving on the streets of Phoenix are from Ohio already.

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    milordrevan  almost 9 years ago

    Not a good idea mixing Kentucky bourbon with Las Vegas.

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    juicebruce  almost 9 years ago

    Satchel acting goofy and Bucky being Normal ? ………..

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    Stew Bek Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Surely don’t see a pairing between Texas and Quebec working out.

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    Prey  almost 9 years ago

    A pairing between Quebec and ANYWHERE won´t work out, nearly a third of them are French and you know how arrogant they are …. almost as bad as the English.

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    Vince M  almost 9 years ago

    “South Boston…Alabama!” – old Chuck Jones reference.

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    Charlandsamuel  almost 9 years ago

    I don’t remember voting for Québec to join the US. Is this why our options were “yes”, “no” and “else” in the last referendum?

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    prince valiant Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    He did say it needed international co-operation however gun totin’ frenchmen would be interesting to see but snail eating Texans might be too much.

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    nitromicro  almost 9 years ago

    Alaskorida

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    zippykatz  almost 9 years ago

    Utahoe, Delakota, Kansafornia, Coloming. lol.

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    ellisaana Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    With further international cooperation – Alberinia and Sas Carokewia

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    Digital Frog  almost 9 years ago

    And the District of British Columbia

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    PastPluperfect  almost 9 years ago

    Dang! y’all ain’t bin paying’ ‘tenshun. The West coast, from ’laska downta ’fornia is now Cascadia. Don’ need internashunel agreement fur that.

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    ChessPirate  almost 9 years ago

    How about three states? Georgia, Illinois, and Michigan = Gilligan!

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    cindyorch  almost 9 years ago

    no way…uh uh…I’m NOT living in Floregon!!!

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    ellisaana Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    If you combine the Appalachian almost-state (failed state) of Franklin and with Kanawha (initially proposed name of WVa )with Maryland (pronounced in Balmureese as Murlin)That sign on i95 north from DC would say Welcome to Frankanwhamur, Hun.

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    abbybookcase  almost 9 years ago

    quebexas!!! yes, barbecue and croissants

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    erin.adamic Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    To be honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if Quebec got on better with Texas than it does with the rest of Canada.

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    ErnstBlofeld  almost 9 years ago

    Holy crap is that finally a new strip from Conley? Miracles do exist!

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    lattewoman  almost 9 years ago

    I sent a request to Canada a few months ago for a mercy annex should Trump win the election. Conley, I feel that you are toying with me.

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    BlitzMcD  almost 9 years ago

    Ha! I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one who is aware of the rampant jingoism common to both Quebec and Texas. They deserve each other.

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    Sheila Hardie  almost 9 years ago

    Poor Quebec though.

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    danshen  almost 9 years ago

    Texas and Quebec could compare notes on secession.

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    TotalToyz  almost 9 years ago

    Put me down for South Delakota (capital: Doverre). We were the First State, we should get Mount Rushmore!

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    Calvins Brother  almost 9 years ago

    Illilina, North or South.

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    kaladorn  almost 9 years ago

    Quebexas would be stuck in a race condition – how fast Texans buy firearms and the pace at which Quebecois could register them in a gun registry.

    And you’d have everyone driving 85 mph as if they were the only thing on the road with an assault weapon in the back…. that might end up leading to some terminal incidents.

    Massabama… how would they say “chowday?”… that would be one fugly accent.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I kind of like the idea of Quebexas on one level. They are natural allies. Each one has a sizable population that wants to secede from the rest of the country.

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    jenifer flower  almost 9 years ago

    this is one time that not only was i compelled to read them, but i actually enjoyed virtually all the comments

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    RabbitDad  almost 9 years ago

    California and Kentucky?

    CaliFu… never mind

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