Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 08, 2016

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    Her complex didn’t effect her complextion ….

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Aw, get lost!

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    jreckard  almost 9 years ago

    It’s because, at her last job, she was always crawling up the walls; she wound up with cubicle cuticles.

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    perplexing complex

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    KEA  almost 9 years ago

    what?

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    joyridehawk  almost 9 years ago

    Slow clap Well done on this one, well done indeed

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    She doesn’t want to work in Storage Room B.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 9 years ago

    She was amazed at the Harry Potter Triwizard Maze.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 9 years ago

    No, but the Mazing Spiderman is!

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    No, she just didn’t realize until now that he worked in the rat race.

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    Driveteach  almost 9 years ago

    Give her something she likes to ease her mind. After all, there is no time like the present to present a nice present.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 9 years ago

    Primary the primary primaries………(Btw, could we please agree not to verb the noun “primary” anymore? Think how our politics and the English language would be improved!)

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    shipl14  almost 9 years ago

    Working here is redrum

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 9 years ago

    I used to work at Simplex Time Recorder Co. in Gardner, MA, so I would tell people I worked at the Simplex Complex.

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    shipl14  almost 9 years ago

    Don’t verb the noun “verb”.

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