Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 27, 2015
Transcript:
You know how one plus one equals two? Uh... Yeah? Do you think you know from observation or from pure logic? Obviously pure logic. If you have one of something, and another something, you've got one and one of something, which is by definition, two. Wow. I mean, that sounds good, but what if nobodies ever checked. What if I hold up one Apple and another Apple. How many apples do I... Oh my God! We were so confident, we never looked! Ohmygod ogmygodohmygod everything is a lie. Aah! Aaah! Aaaah! Earlier... We need to punish Bobby for cheating on his math test. Could you hand me those apples?
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
That may be a punishment, but it sure won’t make him better at math.
radarhead almost 9 years ago
Wanna see a mathemagic trick?
Ida No almost 9 years ago
Good thing the kid was never breast-fed when he got older.
jnnydnti almost 9 years ago
Older, like when he turned 30? Wha?