Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 06, 2016

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  almost 9 years ago

    Shame! Shame! Janis. You did ask.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I remember that woman. It is better not to encourage so much bad self talk.

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    Reppr Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Two whine list cartoons on one day!

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    DDrazen  almost 9 years ago

    Oh no! She walked into an “organ recital.”

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    junieb  almost 9 years ago

    Most people actually have families and lives, unlike Arlo and Janis, but they don’t have to bore you with the details.

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    Schrodinger's Dog  almost 9 years ago

    type quick Janis!

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    prince valiant Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I got away from some pushy salesmen by going into the bathroom, texting my wife to call me at work, then when she did call I had to " go take care of this business call, sorry!"

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    Joseph McFarlane  almost 9 years ago

    You just can’t say “How are you?” to some people. THEY’LL TELL YOU!!!

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    ChessPirate  almost 9 years ago

    Reminds me of a what I think is one of the funniest movie scenes I’ve ever seen. In Jerry Lewis’ “The Disorderly Orderly”, he has empathic feelings and he’s wheeling Mrs. Fuzzybee around the garden and listening to her describing all her ailments to the other patients. Then she starts in on her weak bladder…“Mrs. Fuzzybee!” He screams as he’s running full speed toward the restrooms.

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    JimT8  almost 9 years ago

    Right.

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    QuietStorm27  almost 9 years ago

    That’s my sister. She got into trouble while working at Sprawl-Mart. Her line moved so slowly because she had to tell everyone her life story.

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    wolfman47130  almost 9 years ago

    RESCUE ME!!!!!!!

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    locake  almost 9 years ago

    The trick is to say “Hi, how are you?” while you keep walking. You smile and keep moving. Don’t give these types any chance to sink their hooks into you.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Too true.

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    “Don’t tell folks about your indigestion‘How are you doing?’ is a greeting, not a question.”- Politenessman.

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    bobviously  almost 9 years ago

    There is an app that will ring your phone for this purpose.

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    evilstepqueen  almost 9 years ago

    My mother would be the oversharing woman. I swear, every ache and pain to every detail of her day.

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    ARLOS DAD  almost 9 years ago

    Janis needs to change her route….

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    milady1  almost 9 years ago

    This woman is my supervisor at work.

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    Tarredandfeathered  almost 9 years ago

    When it got to her Relatives and their Real Estate deal, that has gone Way beyond “How are YOU?”.Conversations can Jump the Shark, too.

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