Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 13, 2016

Atomic Wedgie! These girls are getting manhandled – speaking of man hands guess who’s subbing in next?

Time for Bruce Banner, er, Kenzie to get in the game.

Stacey’s got the ponytail someone called for the other day. Anyone remember the comic strip called Ponytail? It was pretty bad. One out of three featured her dad blowing his top over the phone bill.

The Creek girls are about to lose their cherries, and not in a nice way. .(Then again, Mimi sending Kenzie out there’d be pretty much like a hockey coach sending in the cementhead with 1 goal, 2 assists and 313 penalty minutes: everyone in the building knows what’s coming up next.)

I’d say Mimi would send Menzie in to clean house but that would mean that Mimi actually showed up.

Shemp went blond in P2!

So the girl in P3 trying to depants Stacy(?) is reaching behind her own back or is that Thing or one of those phantom hands made famous by Rubin and Whigham?

P3: I see this more in soccer. I tell my players to move away from the pull so the refs can more easily see the hold. Yep, the enforcer is about to sub in!

Mimi at the break… Kenzie, “time to take out the garbage!”Stacey, you distract the refs by doing the “shamrock Shake” at mid court and throw in a few “tat-slaps” for good measure!Uncle Kaz

In all reality , as Kinzi e aka The Krusher heads to the scorer’s table to report in the music from Jaws begins to play . Downtown Kenny Brown senses blood and Dory is is running a muck at the concessions bitting people acting as a Land Shark

You refined and dignified Thorpsters will appreciate this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHMi-j7W2gM

Lukebunkin’s mention of Kaz got me thinking — and counting. It seems he’s being held hostage again. We haven’t seen him since the big football win over Jefferson on October 24. That makes 81 days without Milford’s version of Elvis.

I’m gonna take that move in P3 as a shout out to the late, great Meadowlark Lemon who de-panted many an opponent during his fantastic career.

So the kid who looks like Max Bacon is named “Bobby” and the kid who looks like Bobby “StatWhiz” (he’s wearing glasses, after all) is talking to him? Hmm…

P-2: why did he call Max Bobby? and what sound would it make if the elbow was higher and more to the front?

For many years, I’ve said to those who whine from their vantage points about officiating, “well, if the stands/sideline/dugout was the best vantage point to make calls, that’s where the refs/umps would be” … evidently I’ve been wrong ……

Under the basket, we want KenzieUnder the basket, no one will seeUnder the basket, basket

P-3: great art! it seems the Milford girls wear belts on their uniforms.

Going back to January 7th, “Bobby Mitchell at forward” must be who Max’s doppelganger is.

I was confused too. When he said Bobby I thought we had StatWhiz back, but then it looks like Max? And speaking of confusing, there is nothing confusing about today’s Mopped Up Thorp.p2 – Hey, when did Milford start selling shirts with their logo in the middle instead of on the pocket?

“Putting on the foil!”

Wow, the comment timestamps are really going screwy. A comment I just made a few minutes ago says “36 minutes ago”, and my post on the newest MUT that was made at least a half hour ago says, “9 minutes ago.”

I’ve been to a few girl’s high school basketball games. There are probably 30 total people in the stands, assuming the entire men’s basketball team is there. I wonder why are they all packed together in one spot? Is that Bobby “Big Stuff” Ottewill sitting next to the mouth breather in the front row? I thought he graduated.

When Kenzie gets sent in, and this Cherry Creek player yanks down her trunks, it will be time for the big reveal!

C’mon, coach. Put Rick Mahorn in there.

Okay……. in addition to the ‘Moon’ in the broadcast booth are we about to have one under the basket too?

The guy with the glasses looks like a young Hank Hill from King of the Hill. Maybe that’s why he called Max “Bobby”

Nobody else on the comics page is willing to expose high-school waistband grabbing during games the way Gil Thorp is. Kudos!