Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 12, 2016
January 11, 2016
January 13, 2016
Transcript:
Boy: Dad, where do we come from? Man: Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other, and they decide to have a baby, they... Boy: Actually, I meant Italy or Sicily, but I like your story better. Continue.
My Ma always told us that the first one could come ANYtime, but after the wedding, they’d come after 9 months. My deduction from life: Two teenagers can ‘experiment’ and produce life on the first try. Marry them and it will take YEARS and many visits to fertility clinics to even ‘produce’.. Other than that, “The rich get richer, the poor get children” is my exit stage right tap-dance..
Farside99 almost 9 years ago
It’s supposed to actually be better for the kids, but it can get a bit awkward. Depends on the age and how much you include.
Ubintold almost 9 years ago
Hey, that’s Italian.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 9 years ago
Ahh…a Sicilian stork delivered you to us.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Well, let’s look in your collar for a tag. There. That settles it. Your from China.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
OK then.
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
I never had this discussion with my parents.
I’m in my late 60s and still wondering how it happens…
unca jim almost 9 years ago
My Ma always told us that the first one could come ANYtime, but after the wedding, they’d come after 9 months. My deduction from life: Two teenagers can ‘experiment’ and produce life on the first try. Marry them and it will take YEARS and many visits to fertility clinics to even ‘produce’.. Other than that, “The rich get richer, the poor get children” is my exit stage right tap-dance..
Mic0m1cs almost 2 years ago
HA!