Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for March 08, 2016

  1. Idano
    Ida No  almost 9 years ago

    I forgot to set my alarms.

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    bjy1293 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I shoulda taken a left turn at Albuquerque

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    billcor  almost 9 years ago

    that’s not even possible

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    ant  almost 9 years ago

    :|

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    Strung_Out_In_Heaven  almost 9 years ago

    He was busy killing his grandfather. Fortunately it was in the present so no nasty temporal paradoxes.

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    emptc12  almost 9 years ago

    When you’re a time traveler, it’s hard to keep time track of things. “Hey, you guys are poultry! And what the hey? I’m poultry, too! Dang! Maybe I shouldn’t have stepped on that Purgatorius while in the late late Cretaceous!”

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    æ²  almost 9 years ago

    No problem, just excuse yourself for a minute, then go back in time and decline the meeting due to a schedule conflict. Or convince the organizer not to have the meeting in the first place. Or kill the meeting organizer?

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 9 years ago

    Time travel has problems with Daylight Savings Time. It happens this weekend.

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    360guy Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    I’ve long thought time travel was a cheap ploy to do anything you want in a story. You can use it to explain away anything. Today I stand corrected. It cannot explain away being late.

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