Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 18, 2016

A missed shot, a cheap shot and another shot for Me!

Marty

Classier than the expected cliche of decking her, getting thrown out of the game, and suspended, I grant.

Why’s the guy in the background cheering? Has the crowd been waiting a long time for someone to give 45 a talking to?

Double Fist Pump Man and Sign Man jumping on the Cherry Creek bandwagon.

Rodan and Godzilla battling for the lane while the 2 girls in the background run in horror for the exit in P1.

Or as my great aunt used to say " Shove that where you wouldn’t shove a mouse!" in P2. She never would have understood that whole gerbil thing.

Sign Man appears to be working for Cherry Creek in P3 and it looks like Fist Pump Man has come out of the shadows.

In all reality , Rugby to the uninformed is not a sport in which fighting is encouraged or allowed . It has a ritual that after a game both teams go to a bar to drink and toast each other . Maybe the writers should have Kinzi e thank her Mom who is the Heavy Weight Champion of Women’s Ultimate Fighting .

Things have been quite normal in Milford the past week. EES, Weeble Wobbling. Today’s melting face and shiny floor luster leaves 2 things missing…..aliens and Thorp kids.

I’m beginning to think Ken(zie) looks like a younger Bruce Jenner.

So we’re supposed to admire Ken-Z because of her stare-downs and crude threats?

or as Monty Python would put it: “nudge, nudge, say no more!”

P-3: don’t thank me, you look nice and sweaty, after the game we’ll scrum. If you know what I mean. I could us(e) a rugby.

P-3: she’s got fist pump man in her hand and about to squeeze him.

It seems everyone in the whole packed gymnasium heard the threat.

Coaches Held Hostage: Kaz, Day 86. Will he be missing for a full three months? Tune in Saturday to find out.

Okay, so big bad Menzie put a halt to #45’s dirty play. But now she’ll have to stay in the game the rest of the way to prevent it from starting back up. Which means #45 can now dominate on offense against the no-talent defender. You weren’t thinking Mimi, Milford goes down in this one, and not in a good way. (MUT reference if you haven’t read it yet).

Gee, a few days ago the stands were practically empty. Word of a girl fight must have gotten out and people started pouring into the gym. And speaking of fights, don’t fight the urge to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

@Ellisburkes: We get the point. However, I think this storyline is more in keeping with El KaBong and Quick Draw(ing) McGraw.

Oh, my God-Laura Croft and Aeon Flux have enrolled at Milford!

There actually is an organization called USA Rugby:

http://usarugby.org/

Shouldn’t there be a little ™ after that? And won’t they be pissed off at the implication that they are condoning elbow-related threats?

The evil Cherry Creek is temporarily subdued…