Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 22, 2016

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    stairsteppublishing  almost 9 years ago

    It is not a sentence. It is a lifetime. How it is spent it is up to the two. 50 years seems as much too short a time.

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    PICTO  almost 9 years ago

    If you had killed your spouse instead of marrying them, twenty-five years ago, you would just be getting out of jail…and you wouldn’t be married.

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    IndyMan  almost 9 years ago

    With sarcastic answers like that, Skylar, you’ll be if fifth grade until you are 21 ! ! !

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    Linguist  almost 9 years ago

    Marriage isn’t like monopoly. You can’t use your Get Out Of Jail Free card !

    Took my four tries to get it right !My wife says: " I would have loved to have known you, when you were younger. "To which, I reply: " No,, you wouldn’t ! "

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    GROG Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    It’s a life sentence.

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    Manhunter808  almost 9 years ago

    First time I heard that joke was in the 1960’s .. Don Ameche and Frances Langford as “The Bickersons.”

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    Originally attributed to Eddie Cantor…

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    If matrimony is the rite, marriage is the result…

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    Jim Kerner  almost 9 years ago

    Marriage is a great institution. But, so is Belleview.

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    Joken'  almost 9 years ago

    My girl friend said to me one day: “Notice there’s no ring on my finger?”And I replied,“Notice there’s no ring in my nose either.”

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