somebodyshort, our golf season is 24 hours a day for the month of June. In the “off” season we simply use orange balls which show up better in the snow.
Olmail, I remember hearing about that. This puts me in mind of the golf joke about Jesus. One day J is golfing with some friends and gets to a 250 yard Par 3. J decides to use a 9 iron and hits the ball short and lands in a lake. He then walks out on the water to retrieve his ball and try again. After doing this several times in a row and causing a big backup on the course, one of the men in a group behind him who has been made to wait asks one of the members of J’s group, “Hey who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?” The member of the foursome replies, “Oh he is Jesus Christ, the trouble is he thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.”
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Gotta get one of those for my golf bag.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Not anymore.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
I think that I shall never groom, a spell as lovely as that “Foom.”
Joyce Kilmer eat your heart out.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Maybe it’s just invisible.
moronbis over 14 years ago
I thought that was the new hole.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
No one likes a smart aleck tree!
BigChiefDesoto over 14 years ago
somebodyshort said, about 2 hours ago
Yukoner, how long is your golf season?
Naw, it’s the blasted mosquitoes up there that keep picking up the golf balls and flying off with them that are the problem!
Yukoner over 14 years ago
somebodyshort, our golf season is 24 hours a day for the month of June. In the “off” season we simply use orange balls which show up better in the snow.
Yukoner over 14 years ago
On the “longest day” the most sought after tee time is midnight.
gjsjr41 over 14 years ago
Is the Wiz’s FOOM better than Broomies ZAP?
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Who says the Wizard’s magic doesn’t work? It’s his golf game that could stand the work…
olmail over 14 years ago
Eisenhower needed the Wiz in his foursome when he wanted that tree at Augusta removed.
brklnbern over 14 years ago
Olmail, I remember hearing about that. This puts me in mind of the golf joke about Jesus. One day J is golfing with some friends and gets to a 250 yard Par 3. J decides to use a 9 iron and hits the ball short and lands in a lake. He then walks out on the water to retrieve his ball and try again. After doing this several times in a row and causing a big backup on the course, one of the men in a group behind him who has been made to wait asks one of the members of J’s group, “Hey who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?” The member of the foursome replies, “Oh he is Jesus Christ, the trouble is he thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.”
cats32 over 14 years ago
LOL. Nope. the last tree dissappeared!