Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 26, 2010

  1. Veggie tales
    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    Gotta get one of those for my golf bag.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 14 years ago

    Not anymore.

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    mrsullenbeauty  almost 14 years ago

    I think that I shall never groom, a spell as lovely as that “Foom.”

    Joyce Kilmer eat your heart out.

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    ladywolf17  almost 14 years ago

    Maybe it’s just invisible.

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    moronbis  almost 14 years ago

    I thought that was the new hole.

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  6. Zappa sheik
    ksoskins  almost 14 years ago

    No one likes a smart aleck tree!

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    BigChiefDesoto  almost 14 years ago

    somebodyshort said, about 2 hours ago

    Yukoner, how long is your golf season?

    Naw, it’s the blasted mosquitoes up there that keep picking up the golf balls and flying off with them that are the problem!

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  8. Veggie tales
    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    somebodyshort, our golf season is 24 hours a day for the month of June. In the “off” season we simply use orange balls which show up better in the snow.

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    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    On the “longest day” the most sought after tee time is midnight.

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  10. Owls 96
    gjsjr41  almost 14 years ago

    Is the Wiz’s FOOM better than Broomies ZAP?

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  11. But eo
    Rakkav  almost 14 years ago

    Who says the Wizard’s magic doesn’t work? It’s his golf game that could stand the work…

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    olmail  almost 14 years ago

    Eisenhower needed the Wiz in his foursome when he wanted that tree at Augusta removed.

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  13. Jolie album
    brklnbern  almost 14 years ago

    Olmail, I remember hearing about that. This puts me in mind of the golf joke about Jesus. One day J is golfing with some friends and gets to a 250 yard Par 3. J decides to use a 9 iron and hits the ball short and lands in a lake. He then walks out on the water to retrieve his ball and try again. After doing this several times in a row and causing a big backup on the course, one of the men in a group behind him who has been made to wait asks one of the members of J’s group, “Hey who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?” The member of the foursome replies, “Oh he is Jesus Christ, the trouble is he thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.”

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    cats32  almost 14 years ago

    LOL. Nope. the last tree dissappeared!

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