Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 27, 2010

She’s heard about you Rodney.

GM Llewellenbruce….

She knows you all too well, Rodney.

Not a good pickup line Rodney.

At least, Rod is famous. I’d be happy.

maybe she will offer to kiss them and make them all better.

I think that moon shining in the window is a good prediction of where Rodney’s war wounds lie.

So the enemy snuck up behind him.

Zing. Carla’s got nothin’ on her.

There is a claim that a Spartan mother killed her warrior son because he had wound in his back.

Good thing Rodney is not Spartan.

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I can well believe the Spartan story. “Return with your shield or _on_ it” is what they’d tell their sons before they went into battle.

Too bad Rodney has such a public reputation, else those wounds would remain classified.

Okay turn around has nothing to do with her wanting to see anything… She just wants to make her get away while Rodney isn’t looking!

Rodney must be French!