La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for January 22, 2016

especialmente los esnacks

♫ This land is mine, I stole it from the natives…… ♫

The Fox “news” viewers’ idea of a well regulated militia.

You know, they’ll be ready the next time Obama invades Texas.

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One of the goofballs took a federal vehicle into town to buy his Funions. They nabbed him for theft. The moochers think everything is theirs.

I’d trade the fine for them getting real jail time. Federal, and not a country club.

I don’t understand why the feds don’t move on this. They moved quick enough on Waco, they move quick enough when any poor person owes the IRS. Why not impress us by moving on actual lawbreakers?

Too much attention.Let them occupy federal prison property.If they resist, shoot ’em.