Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 20, 2016

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    charliefarmrhere  almost 9 years ago

    No Arlo. That is exactly what women foolishly try to do.

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    That’s me in the 3rd panel………in 1970….

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    strickmaedel  almost 9 years ago

    How about wearing clothes that fit, i.e., clothes that aren’t two sizes too large, as you’re doing now?

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    57-Don  almost 9 years ago

    His back is full of clothespins to remove wrinkles

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    LadyJessica  almost 9 years ago

    Pro tip: wear a shirt with buttons. Works every time.

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    Keep on keepin' on  almost 9 years ago

    Might want to try accompanying Janis on her walks, for a start, Arlo. After all, if it works wonders for how HER clothes fit….

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    Olddog1  almost 9 years ago

    What it takes, Arlo, is two years in the gym.

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    Chuck_it_all  almost 9 years ago

    Some people, like me, are like “Pig Pen” in Peanuts, we get rumpled and dirty walking through snow drifts. I am now retired and I look it. After 25+ years of being an engineer trying to look “professional” in dirty, dusty, hot Florida job sites, I’ve gone jeans and teeshirts. I once led an attorney on a field trip through a swamp. We ruined at least $2000 worth of shoes and clothes, including a very nice pair of Italian alligator shoes. (He could afford it though.)

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    Schrodinger's Dog  almost 9 years ago

    Arlo is too used to wearing lose, comfortable clothing.

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    Keep on keepin' on  almost 9 years ago

    I agree totally (usually I rock jeans and tees, myself). But here, it is Arlo saying for himself that he’d like something different. It’s really amazing, the difference FEELING fit and “un-rumpled” without clothes can make, on how you feel IN clothes. (Did I mention I ROCK those jeans and tshirts?)

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    Flossie Mud Duck  almost 9 years ago

    I thought what you wrote was offensive until I realized that it works both ways. And that is doubly offensive.

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    nosirrom  almost 9 years ago

    Look on the bright side Arlo. At least you’re not like the Grinch with a heart two sizes too small.

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    ladylagomorph76  almost 9 years ago

    Key feature in fashion: comfort. I called my brother to ask what he was wearing to our parents BBO. He said “clean tee shirt,”. I said, “ok, I’ll dress up, too!” We are in out 60s. I’m a married woman, he’s a married man. We’ve always been this way. There’s no changing it. And we love our fashion sense!

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    hippogriff  almost 9 years ago

    I couldn’t be a model, but I can be a horrible example.

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    Maizing  almost 9 years ago

    Well, if all you care about is how the body looks, then you deserve what you get.…and, as Flossie Mudduck said, it goes both ways.

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    ARLOS DAD  almost 9 years ago

    As long as you can see your toes, what’s the problem?…

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    ralphyork666  almost 9 years ago

    …and the model in the ad will go home to his wife Bruce and live happily ever after.

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    Doctor_McCoy  almost 9 years ago

    Is Janis wearing clothes two sizes too small?

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