Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2016

A man needs hees proteen.

Ever heard the song “Junk Food Junkie” by Larry Groce?

Ok, that is the second cruelest thing possible. The cruelest thing would not have been telling Larry he was eating that stuff in the first place.

Reminds me of Dagwood… at least I think it was Dagwood… and his disappointment at finding mashed potato sandwiches in his sack lunch. Does anyone else recall this?

Larry just have a beer for lunch like the other two Crocs are having :-)

oh boy, more crocs. Zzzzz.

I wonder if Sylvester the Cat’s son would sit next to Larry due to shame.

@F6F5Hellcat — Even Larry would be able to tell it’s not meat.

Tofu ees GUD. Just need to serv eet wrapped in fresh haunch of zeeba.

EAT MEEEAT, THINK LIK CROC!!!!!!!!

Crocinese talk ya gotta luv it!

Crocs twice in one week? Maybe doomsday isn’t imminent after all!

@DNTME If regard to your comment here yesterday, be sure to see Looks Good On Paper today.

And so, Tofu Larry, the Veggie Burger Croc, bags it….

Larry’s going into show business.He’s billing himself as “The Unknown Crocmic”.

The bag may cover your head, but it doesn’t cover the shame.

the shame! the humiliation! can it get worse???

Never let your wife pack your lunch!

xxx

Veggie burgers are delicious, good for your health, better for the environment than meat burgers, and certainly better for the cow. Don’t be afraid of vegetables, Larry.

Hey I’m a vegan and proud of it!

If you want veggie burgers, go to McDonalds. Everyone knows that…

Good place for bag.