Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 01, 2016

Well who came up with those Micro-B USB ports that you can never see to plug into on the phones?

What a Hell hole that place is.

and who designed the plastic packages for toys and electronics that you need power tools to open?

And here is the inventor of the exploding potato chip bag.

Where’s the guy who invented the salted snack nut bag that cannot be opened with tearing the whole side out.

And the envelopes that are too small for the return slip and your check.

And the tiny foil top on liquid containers you have to try to grasp.

And the screw-tops that you have to squeeze while pressing down—-they never work.

King of them all: the inventor of fruit sticker labels.

A new version of M.S. Windows, all the same stuff, but you can’t find it without finding the new Helper.

A demon is good, Ralph? You’re going to blow it for him!

Damn, he’s good.