Apparently in the US you can divorce your parents in some states. In others, they divorce you when you turn 18, by putting your stuff on the porch and changing the locks.
Forget it, Kiddo. Your Dad is here to stay (and Mom, too, for that matter!). And, unfortunately, parents often rule with dictatorial impunity! You see, it’s all in the Book that automatically comes with being a parent. But, alas, you only get to have that Book when it’s too late not to have a kid!
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
The Founding Father and Mother.
Alphaomega over 8 years ago
Dad for life with no chance for parole!
Say What? Premium Member over 8 years ago
Dealing with Calvin takes incredible constitution.
orinoco womble over 8 years ago
Apparently in the US you can divorce your parents in some states. In others, they divorce you when you turn 18, by putting your stuff on the porch and changing the locks.
vanoss over 8 years ago
A little learning can be a dangerous thing.
GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m sure they’re equally thrilled about the prospect, Calvin.
rshive over 8 years ago
There was a C&H that expressed it well. Mom and Dad are sitting reading when Calvin walks by. Suddenly she screams “It was your chromosome!”
Rose Madder Premium Member over 8 years ago
I like the little bit of smile on Dad’s face in panel 4 compared to the neutral expression in 2.
ladamson1918 over 8 years ago
A young Donald Trump, just with better parents.
dustspecks Premium Member over 8 years ago
You’ll have your day, Calvin…
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
You’re stuck with your parents, whether you like it or not.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Dad influenced Mom…
Susie Derkins :D over 8 years ago
I wonder what that constitution lead too.
Number Three over 8 years ago
You only have one Dad and one Mum, Calvin. Cherish them.
xxx
rickray777 over 8 years ago
Forget it, Kiddo. Your Dad is here to stay (and Mom, too, for that matter!). And, unfortunately, parents often rule with dictatorial impunity! You see, it’s all in the Book that automatically comes with being a parent. But, alas, you only get to have that Book when it’s too late not to have a kid!
rgcviper over 8 years ago
Still missing Hobbes, our commentator friend. Hope to see our companion back soon.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago
And mom made the 99% of the job
blindavocado Premium Member over 8 years ago
All Calvin needs is a liberal Supreme Court justice to rewrite that constitution.