Apparently in the US you can divorce your parents in some states. In others, they divorce you when you turn 18, by putting your stuff on the porch and changing the locks.
Forget it, Kiddo. Your Dad is here to stay (and Mom, too, for that matter!). And, unfortunately, parents often rule with dictatorial impunity! You see, it’s all in the Book that automatically comes with being a parent. But, alas, you only get to have that Book when it’s too late not to have a kid!
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
The Founding Father and Mother.
Alphaomega almost 9 years ago
Dad for life with no chance for parole!
Say What? Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Dealing with Calvin takes incredible constitution.
orinoco womble almost 9 years ago
Apparently in the US you can divorce your parents in some states. In others, they divorce you when you turn 18, by putting your stuff on the porch and changing the locks.
vanoss almost 9 years ago
A little learning can be a dangerous thing.
GROG Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’m sure they’re equally thrilled about the prospect, Calvin.
rshive almost 9 years ago
There was a C&H that expressed it well. Mom and Dad are sitting reading when Calvin walks by. Suddenly she screams “It was your chromosome!”
Rose Madder Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I like the little bit of smile on Dad’s face in panel 4 compared to the neutral expression in 2.
ladamson1918 almost 9 years ago
A young Donald Trump, just with better parents.
dustspecks Premium Member almost 9 years ago
You’ll have your day, Calvin…
bigcatbusiness almost 9 years ago
You’re stuck with your parents, whether you like it or not.
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Dad influenced Mom…
Susie Derkins :D almost 9 years ago
I wonder what that constitution lead too.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
You only have one Dad and one Mum, Calvin. Cherish them.
xxx
rickray777 almost 9 years ago
Forget it, Kiddo. Your Dad is here to stay (and Mom, too, for that matter!). And, unfortunately, parents often rule with dictatorial impunity! You see, it’s all in the Book that automatically comes with being a parent. But, alas, you only get to have that Book when it’s too late not to have a kid!
rgcviper almost 9 years ago
Still missing Hobbes, our commentator friend. Hope to see our companion back soon.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 9 years ago
And mom made the 99% of the job
blindavocado Premium Member almost 9 years ago
All Calvin needs is a liberal Supreme Court justice to rewrite that constitution.