Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 27, 2010

This is a first. A neigbour who is more evil than Gary and his friends.

Urban crime is everywhere, including the suburbs! Bet the thug is a bit disconcerted by this turn of events, though….

Now it’s Gary’s turn to put holes in somebody.

Stick it to him, Gary. Better yet, sic Leopold on him.

geez I’ll bet he spent .50 cents on that bullet too.

I think someone’s done for.

Get a silver bullet man.

Bite him, Gary!

“And that’s when he shot me, Officer. Oh, by the way, here’s the bullet as evidence…”

I like the fact that Gary was so bored with it all that he stuck his hands in his pockets.

Is that your best shot, punk? Now it’s Gary’s turn to put a bite on crime.

This one has to be continued!

algurka, I love the “take a bite out of crime” reference. I’m thinking there might be a little lump in the seat of the robber’s pants right about now.

Ruined a perfectly good shirt too. : (

I don’t think we’d want to see Leopold. He hates Gary, so I’d hate to imagine what he’d do with this guy…

Insert funny pun here

take that punk to leopold’s lab for testing

Alien profiling…clear cut case.

I hope Leopold makes a midnight snack out of this lowlife