Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 01, 2016

Or she is a robot.

I think Alice has been sniffing glue.

I like Marcus’s explanation.

As in the famous equation, E=mc(hair)

When you find something that works, more or less, you stick with it.

Stand firm, Marcus! Don’t let Alice intimidate you into accepting her false doctrine. Everyone knows that Miss Bliss is older than the very oldest pre-Alicians, and her hairdo has never changed (in public)!

I went to school with a guy that we teased was single-handedly keeping ready-mix (a cement brand) in business, since it seemed that his hair never moved a . . . hair.