Pickles by Brian Crane for February 04, 2016

then again…

When I ask God to bless drivers who are rude, this sticky glitter is how I picture the blessing.

You made me LOL!

Great going Opel

He asked to borrow a pen. Why are people cheering simple meanness?

Earl has now become one of the glitterati !

Nelson pretty much nailed it. Whenever someone says you can hardly see it, it means that it shines line a beacon.

Earl should tie Opal up in Flypaper…

I’m sorry, he’s come down with a case of the “glitters”. It’s incurable. There’s no way to get rid of it. Even if you think it’s all gone, you still find traces of it. No known cure. Protect yourself.

Opal’s eyesight is getting worse. Time for an optometrist appointment. :)

The better question, as far as I’m concerned, is why does Opal own a Disney Princess pen? :) Second childhood, I guess …

I’m still finding glitter in our kitchen from my son’s Halloween pumpkin! That stuff is no joke.

Glitter is like rabbits. Think your rid of em and well you know.

I don’t see what’s so annoying about glitter. Yes. It goes everywhere but it can easily be disposed of.

And it’s hardly the end of the world if it goes everywhere.

xxx

A fairy, or a vampire?

Opal’s not going to be so smug when she has to try to get it out of Earl’s clothes and the furniture he sits on

if you believe in fairies, clap your hands. that reminds me. earl, try smearing yourself with peanut butter. the glitter will stick to that

my whole house is like that just from the glitter on xmas cards and decorations (well, used to be on)

Oh, yes, and don’t you love those friends who send a greeting card that spills confetti everywhere when you open it?

Glitter is the herpes of the craft world, you just can’t get rid of it!

I had glitter on me like that before. It was from a lap dance by a ‘princess’, not a pen……

A group of friends gathered around the deathbed of a an old and somewhat crazy friend. At his request they tossed green glitter over him, because green glitter is forever. (OK, so you had to be there.)

Bob Hope wrote of showering confetti out of his shorts in the golf course locker room after shooting a scene in “The Road to Hong Kong.”