For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for August 31, 2010

to one that is difficult to pronounce, I gather…..

Might as well change it to Dirt because that’s how she’s going to treat you the rest of the year.

Ah, remember they days when they had the strap?

Mrs. Hardacre looks like my third grade teacger but she was using a different name then.

You try keeping 30 kids under control for 8 hours. Remember that birthday party? Two hours probably never seemed so long.

The name you have called is not in service at this time.

Please be sure you have hollered or screamed the correct name.

If you need assistance, please don’t bother your operator.

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if he changed his name, then she would call that name all the time*

*a good old fashioned all american dotyism

Could be worse. Could be home and hear your middle name included.

Will someone give me the name of the commenter who used a horn for an avatar, and is an Episcopal Priest. If he is still commenting, I want to be sure to read it. Could be he’s still here but the horn was what I looked for.

Michael can change his name to ” I K E .”

Wow I’ve been reading FBOFW since these were up the first time around…and I didn’t know Lawrance waas a Poirier….might be a distant couzin??

Best stay away from flagpoles in the winter.

lightenup said: Might as well change it to Dirt because that’s how she’s going to treat you the rest of the year.

… or maybe “Mud.”

Icabod Mudd from Captain Midnight.

Harcourt Fenton Mudd was far and away my favorite anti-hero. He was too funny to be a villian. “Shut up Stella. It’s not working. KIIRRK, what have you done””

If I was Mike, I would be more worried about what mom is going to call me.