The really useful stuff you have in your pocket is lint. It’s manufactured in Thailand to feed those pocket monsters they breed in Japan. If you don’t have enough lint in your pockets, the monsters will have to eat something else. Your pockets are awfully close to your genitals, aren’t they?
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
I think I saw that movie.
Ida No over 8 years ago
That’s why I never throw out my Swiss Army grenade launcher.
Joyce Melton over 8 years ago
The really useful stuff you have in your pocket is lint. It’s manufactured in Thailand to feed those pocket monsters they breed in Japan. If you don’t have enough lint in your pockets, the monsters will have to eat something else. Your pockets are awfully close to your genitals, aren’t they?