Pickles by Brian Crane for January 31, 2016

Well. They are talking at cross purposes.

What happens when you cross a porpoise……you make him eel. (I know…bad joke, but I just thought that up.)

the little creep is irritating

in a few years he’ll wake up with something better than a porpoise or a purpose

As long as it isn’t a killer whale, which IS a member of the dolphin family…

Oh my cod, you better squid this seahorsing around before I go into a state of shark.

Tis better to wake up with a porpoise than to sleep with the fishes.

Better than my mom, who taught me that “if I should die before I wake” prayer. Way to make a kid an insomniac!

My purpose in life is to figure out my purpose in life.

xxx

The kid should re-purpose his erroneous humorous porpoise prospectus…

I woke up every morning with a dolphin. I had a stuffed Flipper toy that I slept with.

OOPS! “Birdbrains” cartoon has the same “purpose-porpoise” joke today. A gag writer may be fired over this ….

I taught my son the Guardian Angel prayer“Angel of GodMy guardian dearTo Whom His loveEntrusts me hereEver this dayBe at my sideTo light and guardTo rule and guide. Amen”

That was pretty weak.

And no…a porpoise is not a dolphin.

For the tenth time, “How come” is NOT a word.