Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 04, 2010

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    Digital Frog  over 14 years ago

    ♪♫…The best part of waking up, is fowl-curse in your cup….

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    Colt9033  over 14 years ago

    I thought he was drunk at first!

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    McGehee  over 14 years ago

    Decalf? That explains the cows’ population collapse!

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    jmcenanly  over 14 years ago

    A boneless chicken?

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    Decaf has that same effect on me.

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    johnnydoc5  over 14 years ago

    It might bust some windows and unstable structures as well.

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    Up to 50 miles away

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    Decaf with Kahlua is good if you want to party but not stay awake all night. Especially if you have to get up the next day and go to work, like this rooster.

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    lisa4romMpls  over 14 years ago

    I thought he was drunk, too. And yes - decaf is water. Long live Mt. Dew & real coffee!

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    MisngNOLA  over 14 years ago

    When David Letterman had his quadruple bypass surgery, his doctors advised him to drink only decaf afterwards. He added a segment to his show which showed him drinking his decaf, with a bumper in the background which went “Decaffienated coffee, it’s useless warm brown water.”

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