Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 17, 2016

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    Retired Dude  over 8 years ago

    I’ve never had a resume. ‘Course I’ve only had three jobs in my entire working life. Four if you count the military. Does a 201 file count as a resume?

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    I have read some very interesting and even amusing résumés…

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    Perkycat  over 8 years ago

    I used to do interviews for Walmart. I always found it amusing when someone put on their application that they wanted to work as a stalker.

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    blackman2732  over 8 years ago

    “I will not hire you but I promise to vote for you in a future election.”

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    201 does countI remember a Reader’s Digest joke/filler about a vet who put in “type of duties”, assassin, bank robber, train wrecker, etc. and the punch line was “Let’s hire this guy; he’s our type.” Knowing his OSS behind-the-lines in China, and his sense of humor, I actually asked a friend if he had written this. He hadn’t, but somewhat regretted not having done so. (He also had a rather sulfurous opinion of John Birch.)

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