Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 20, 2016

Whatever works!

Chef"Boy-R-dee?? As Jonathan Winters says" You put paprika in the pie?“You are not a cook,you’re a kook?”

I like the guy who lost 10 pounds after he won the lottery. That’s the diet I’d like to go on.

Is it really this easy?

I once told my wife I am going to go on the “When and What” diet. She gave me a puzzled look, I told her I was only going to eat when she cooked, and I was going to eat what she cooked. (I made myself a sandwich that night). That diet didn’t last very long.