The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 13, 2016
March 12, 2016
March 14, 2016
Transcript:
Outback taste tests confirm that 4 out of 5 crocs prefer pepsi koala over coca koala
Right croc: "B" tastes too sweet...and it's a little flat. I like "A".
mr_shermanQuite the contrary, as habitat destruction moves them from threatened to endangered. They are overwhelmingly arborial but prefer where the limb joins the trunk, which is where mountain lions climb the easiest.
Superfrog over 8 years ago
I hope they’ve got good koalaty control.
Croms over 8 years ago
Next taste test — Gatorade.
Toonerific over 8 years ago
Further outback tests confirm that 5 out 5 koalas prefer not to be consumed by crocodiles.
J Short over 8 years ago
What a croc of…
Al Nala over 8 years ago
The Koala Tea of Mercy (Hospital) is not strained. (Too lazy to give you the whole thing.)
Marblemouth over 8 years ago
Hey, I finally figured it out! B is too sweet ’cause it is a cute chick, and a little flat due to the tire tread across her.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 8 years ago
Too bad Scott didn’t use mountain lions. Our local C22 just ate one of the koalas in the LA Zoo.
JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
B tastes like road kill…
mr_sherman Premium Member over 8 years ago
Are koalas the armadillos of Australia?
hippogriff over 8 years ago
mr_shermanQuite the contrary, as habitat destruction moves them from threatened to endangered. They are overwhelmingly arborial but prefer where the limb joins the trunk, which is where mountain lions climb the easiest.
ottod Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wonder how they feel about Gatorade?
Raider Red Premium Member over 8 years ago
Congratulations. Does that make you not fair?