Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 26, 2016

Bacon just got hit on the face with one of Menzie’s nuts – or maybe that’s a chicken nugget. Hard to believe Gil would still be in the office that late after a game, or at all really.

Is that Kenzie’s mom in P1?

Smack him with another walnut…

Why is Maxwell doing The Dougie in P1?

Menzie fires a Nerf football at Maxwell’s face in P2, rather than stabbing him in the eye with her fork. Now that’s Tru(e) love.

Finally, in our first sign of spring, a Tru(e) sighting. Only 3 more months of this storyline before baseball practice starts!

Looks like this meandering plot is wrapping up prior to another summer of “rasslin” or better yet Gil taking off in his old airplane to search for Todd, Keri, Jaymie, Bigfoot or…..

I am under the impression that Kaz got sucked into the Holly Dobbs, Welcome Back Carter vortex and both he and Marti are involved in a sequil to Baywatch being filmed in Lucky Haskins, OH.

Kenzie’s choked up on her “threek” so much she’s going to get mashed potatoes all over her pinky.

In all reality , Food Fight yells John Blutarski aka Bluto . P 3 Come in True, Sorry about your hand , heard about the Wood shop accident .It was unsafe to horseplay with Dory while the jigsaw was running .

Mop Man, don’t you think KENzie is a SheHulk?

Wasn’t college signing day a couple of weeks ago?

I can tell Kenzie really likes Bacon. My HS girlfriend used to hit me with stuff also. P3- True, come on in. How was your drive to Hawaii? Did you catch a Mystic Pranks show along the way?

Oh no! A very tiny alien ship has crashed into Max’s face!

Gil has a resigned look on his face, like he’s trying to sound friendly but is actually sick of True’s constant visits.

Are walnuts on the school lunch menu anywhere?

P-1: Max fluffs his hair while Kenzie mimes “don’t spork until you’re sporken to”P-2: How do you like having nuts bounced off your face?P-3: Uh, coach, you better check the toilet seats. I caught a STD. The doctor says I need to build up my strength so I’m going to play Rugby next season.

Oh boy, this is what we’ve been waiting for. Tru(e) to announce his decision on where he will be playing football in college. Unfortunately, only Gil and those of us reading the strip will know, since Tru(e) and his pals took down the recruiting machine last summer. And speaking of recruiting, I’m asking all of you to recruit 3 friends to start reading Mopped Up Thorp so my empire can continue to grow.(Yeah, empire, so what? I can be delusional.)

In all reality , the Cubs had a 3 finger ed pitcher who was elected to the Hall of Fame good Ole 3 Finger Brown

I had a friend with a three fingered mitt

Andy Capp often asks for 3 fingers

Tru’s been offered a full ride at the University of Phoenix