Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for February 16, 2016

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    fruitcakemail  almost 9 years ago

    Sterilize biological imperfections!

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 9 years ago
    “Klaatu barada nikto!”
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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    If she holds up a cook book, I’m outta here!

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    Steven Wright  almost 9 years ago

    “Babies have big heads and big eyes, with tiny little bodies and tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 9 years ago

    a.k.a. “The Secret UN Plan to Steal All Our Golfs”

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    robert423elliott  over 2 years ago

    My two could never pull that one. I would just say, “I was there when you were made and again when you came into being!!!” I was in the delivery room for both of mine. That was back in the 70’s when it wasn’t as commonplace as it is today!

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