Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 22, 2016
February 21, 2016
February 23, 2016
Transcript:
voice: Torch this dump! And make sure to use the good kerosene! Last time, my uniform smelled like barbecued haggis for a week! Breezy: Meep! Narrator: While Rip's away, Breezy has gotten on the wrong side of the villainous skull! Cobra Carson: Wait! I need to say something to the redhead. Nice girls finish last, toots! Or in your case, extra-crispy! Just remember, little hens like you are no match for a Cobra! Voice: Jeez, Ed, I like villainous gloating as much as the next goon, but that was just mean! Voice 2: I agree, evil always has room for good manners, Lou.
bbwoof almost 9 years ago
Cobra, Cobra, that was your chance to be rid of the redhead and you blew it. Oh well, We didn’t want her to burn up, did we. Guess not.
Chithing Premium Member almost 9 years ago
It always confuses me when Cobra shows that tiny spark of empathy.
Phred Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Good for Cobra.
SKJAM! Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Cobra can’t help betraying people, good or evil.
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 9 years ago
Whoa! Cobra’s heart isn’t frozen after all…more like a slushy, with a slightly soft center!
Dragoncat almost 9 years ago
And do you know what they say? That Cobra’s tiny heart grew three sizes that day…And I happen to like Haggis, Bub!
Dragoncat almost 9 years ago
That’s our Cobra… The best Frenemy ever.