Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 14, 2010

Smoke follows ugly.

Perhaps you’d prefer the mosquitoes.

And by the way, what the h*ll are you burning to make that brown smoke, driftwood from the Gulf?

give it a rest with the gulf bleeep already

This! No one ever believes me when I say that the smoke follows me.

It’s like with the barbeque, the position of the chef dictates the direction of the wind.

I once heard that it’s not simply “Murphy’s Law”, that in the absence of wind, smoke actually DOES gravitate towards people. Something to do with ionic charge (I’m not saying this is true, I’m just saying I read it once, presented as fact).

Of course, that theory does nothing to explain why cats always choose to sit on the laps of cat-haters…

So pay off the ionic instead of using the Visa…

As for cats, they are heavily into revenge. (Thanks, Harlan.)