Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 21, 2016

Just be glad he wasn’t a twin.

QOTD: i’m not as think as you drunk I am. I haven’t had tee many martoonies, just enough to stop me from driving or even putting.

Ah! the price of happiness!!! KIds!!!

No, but maybe tonight.

Letting him know you were drunk should mess him up nicely. I’d do it.

There’s a tolerance level involved….

Generally.

@Tony“Are you drunk?”.Why do you ask? Do you have a history show I can be on as a guest star on?

At 9:17AM? Are you nuts? I don’t even start drinking until 10AM, I do have some standards.

@TonyMore to the point is, ‘Were you drunk?’

I get it now.

@Tony

“Are you drunk?”

Not at the moment; after all, it is only 10 after 11 here in Minnesota! The Daytona 500 starts at Noon, PGA Golf starts at 2PM, and Minnesota Wild hockey starts around 2:30, so it’s gonna be a busy day for sports! Call me later, things will likely change…

Do you need reminders?

Nope! Married one back in 1971…

Am I drunk?Was once, New Years Eve, drank a bottle of Champagne at a party. Thought I would just curl up and take a wee nap, right in front of the front door.Woke up at 4am, sure I would never be able to swallow again.Had to be at Church at 10am (Holy Day of Obligation), vowed to God, if He let me live I would never do that again!Never did.

Do I need reminders?I’m 78.

QOTD #2: I have at least seven appointments a month plus I keep track of my mom’s who has dementia and my dad’s who is almost as old as Last Rose of Summer, I live on two things: Regularly scheduled appointments for myself and writing down all the rest.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Attributed to Dean Martin…

Am I drunk? GAWD I wish, sometimes. I still imbibe but not as much. LOL! If I think I could do it at my age, I would love “to tie one on” for old times sake, you know?

LMAO. That happens. A lot. Dammit.We should have quit at one. Kid, I mean. But, well, our judgement was impaired.