Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 30, 2010

Hey! YOU are the one who came late tonight!

I have a big big toe…..

I’m not a good listener. I snore. I pretend to like visiting my wife’s family.

I wondered why you started the conversation with a giggle.

Well then let me introduce you to the big Lebowski.

idle hands are the devil’s playthings

Gentlemen, gentlemen, remember the rules. Always the lady first, or at least persevere to her satisfaction.

So size does matter? And all along you kept telling me you wanted to be held more and talk!

And here I always thought that earwigs was a name for that hair that grows out of older men’s ears!

(Because it’s Friday, I’m bored, and sporks don’t seem to impress Some People any more)

Original text (from the Lace Art link on the FLOG)

“Przyjechałam do Pszczyny na zaproszenie Izy Cieszko ze stowarzyszenia Pless Art. Byłam zaskoczona świetną organizacją, fantastycznymi ludźmi i urokliwym miasteczkiem, które oferuje nawet darmowy internet na rynku miasta :) ”

…56 translations later we get:

“Here, I syeszko pszkzina our organization. Mia cities, but other free market organizations here.)”

3hourtour of course you fit in! I hope your absence is a vacation, and that you enjoy your time off.

@jtpozenet: they make an art of it in India (ear hair), complete with special waxes and much loving care. Imagine handlebars, not on a mustache but, for inches, out of one’s ears! Really.

When I find myself in times of trouble…

Sweet Teresa comes to me…

Speaking words of wisdom…

Let it be…