Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 11, 2016

Who let all the Philistines into the school!?!

What did movies do to u kid?

You were born in the wrong decade, Nate. Also, most likely, in the wrong century.

GET OUT OF THERE NATE, DROP THE SMOKE PELLETS AND- oh right, you don’t have one.

Once I had a teacher that gave me a D on my book report (well, it was actually a weekly letter we had to write to her about the books we were reading, but it’s pretty much the same thing as a book report) because I used a Big Nate book. I showed her the book (it was one of the novels) and she raised my grade, although I think she still gave me a late grade even though it wasn’t late. Sheesh!

I was told (by a rather unreliable source) that people who read comics on a regular basis rank higher on intelligence tests than those who don’t. Since I’m a comics reader, I’m willing to believe it.

Sorry Nate.

longest detention ever

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Let the punishment fit the crime.

Not everyone has to have the same interests as you, Nate..

I would say 1/5 kids today read the funnies. If this was in Lincoln Pierce’s age sure probably 4/5 kids read comic strips, but times change, man.