Kliban by B. Kliban for March 21, 2016

But leave the Tetons alone!

“Grand Teton” is French for “big boobie”

Plucky Pierre the Fur Trapper, alone in the woods for two solid years, developed an obsessive lust for Mother Nature.

More like a boulder actually.

I was told to suck on pebbles, but there were copyright issues with that.

Just keep your lips off the rifle barrel !

“Many parts are edible, you know!”

I remember seeing that in the Boy Scout’s Handbook.

Thanks for sharing!

I was referring to the three French fur trappers that named the Grand Tetons because they reminded them of something they were greatly missing in their solitary life.

“Is this what the priest said to suck on?”