Kliban by B. Kliban for March 28, 2016

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    Steve Bartholomew  over 8 years ago

    The one per cent after the apocalypse.

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    emptc12  over 8 years ago

    Mother always said: Watch out for those profligate playboys, my dear, and so:.“A village maid was leaving home. With tears her eyes were wet.Her mother dear was standing near the spot.She says to her, “Neuralgia dear, I hope you won’t forgetThat I’m the only mother you have got.The city is a wicked place, as anyone can see,And cruel dangers ‘round your path may hurl;So ev’ry week you’d better send your wages back to me,For Heaven will protect a working girl…”.From “Heaven Will Protect a Working Girl,” 1909

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    StCleve72  over 8 years ago

    The hillbilly theory of relativity.

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    Linguist  over 8 years ago

    All of us were rich,But none of us had any money

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    Space_cat  over 8 years ago

    A typical day in Livingston Manor..

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    jdi801  over 8 years ago

    Guy looks like a Trump supporter.

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    jpozenel  over 8 years ago

    I need to move there and be admired by the locals.

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    AdrianJohnson  over 7 years ago

    Hovel, sweet hovel! Not much, but mine! (20-30-somethings living with parents are envious)

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    johnbrown1859  almost 5 years ago

    “For our honeymoon, we will dig a hole for the outhouse together.”

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