Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 04, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    But that goes against his grains.They’re both natural-born shakers.

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    Farside99  almost 9 years ago

    Ah, yes. That old jumping up together and bumping chests might shake a few things loose, ya think?

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    Dan6652  almost 9 years ago

    What do you mean “other” cultures? Perhaps you should ask “Do cultures have etc.”

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    blunebottle  almost 9 years ago

    Sometimes one, sometimes many. Sometimes I can never tell which one’s which, because they have the same number and size of holes. Sometimes the holes are different sizes. Frustrating!

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    blunebottle  almost 9 years ago

    That’s also why I like the ones that are marked “S” & “P”.

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    orinoco womble  almost 9 years ago

    In my experience both in the US and Europe, a salt shaker has multiple holes, a pepper shaker just two or three. Personally I prefer to grind my own pepper.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    These head butts either give me a migraine or make me sneeze.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 9 years ago

    Don’t use salt so I try a bit on my hand at the restaurant to determine which container is which. Always works

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    Shake, shake, shakeShake your booty.

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    alexzabala  almost 9 years ago

    Such salty language in a comic!!

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    hippogriff  almost 9 years ago

    neverenoughgoldWhat’s so oxymoronic about that? I know a few Anglicans who qualify and assume some other denominations have as well. My father was (usually called “elder” in Methodism) but I only made it to Deacon (but still an ordained order).

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    “Here’s looking ATCHOO, kid.”

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    hippogriff  almost 9 years ago

    neverenoughgoldThat may be your personal dogma, but it is not the position of the Roman Catholic Church (to which I suspect you belong, hence the dogmatic approach). There are married priests today in full ministry in that body today (I knew one of them, a close friend of my father), and in the past, there have been three popes who were sons of popes, all legitimate. I find it a bit unchristian to say, as subtly you did, that I should never have been born. Also a bit disrespectful of your elders (I will be 83 in less than two months), also of Papa Francisco who may or may not be older than you.

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