Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 01, 2016

Does this noble unicorn game also involve having to wear sparkling but stinky rental bowling shoes?

But surely, human bowling alleys don’t have sparkly pretzels.

I will bite. I wanna see Marigold bowl. So, Dana, unicorn bowling?? pleeeeease? :) :)

It’s a good thing she isn’t going to play Star Trek in that red shirt.

Of course it’s very old, even Fred Flintstone played it

Bowling has never sounded more exciting.

Phoebe’s response should have been “Yikes! You’ve become lower-middle class!”

“Fate and physics”? To paraphrase Anger from “Inside-Out”: “Congratulations, unicorns! You just ruined bowling!!”

Heaven help us if they learn of the coveted Eight Ball gambit!!

Whoa!

The Shield of Boringness must be down and, since we’re talking about bowling here, that is the ultimate irony.

Marigold is so cute when she’s startled.

“Shimmering crystal ball.” sigh. It must be lovely inside your head, Dana!

Humacorn!

Man…if the unicorns are only JUST NOW finding out that humans know of bowling when they didn’t want them to know, then frankly they must have awful security.

But then again, seeing you can distract a unicorn indefinitely by simply showing them a mirror…

I’ll bet that her ball has only one hole in it.

its your favorite foreign movie