Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 14, 2010

Why Cliff, of course…

I have the title: “Watch What You’re Doing.”

I’m guessing he’ll snack…

From reality shows to surreality shows. Inevitable, wasn’t it?

How about: “Cliff, Jump Over Here”?

Actually the show won’t be interesting without the Cliff Notes.

Every episode is a Cliff-hanger.

Hey Cliff, want to buy this magic mirror?

All the good Cliff puns are already taken. I’ll have to start getting up earlier or going to bed later.

The entire known universe is waiting to see what you do next, Cliff.

If your friends told you to watch all of Cliff, would you do it too??

Watch ME watch ME!

“I Know What I Did Last Summer”

Thanks to reality shows, “Gilligan’s Island” is looking smarter every day.

I’m amazed that there’s a market for head cheese.

“What the #$%^ am I looking at? When does THIS happen in the movie?”

“You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.”

“What happened to then?”

“We passed then.”

“When?”

“Just now. We’re at now now.”

I just thought of the name of the show starring Cliff. It should be called “Cliff Notes”.

I guess the next step is a show about readers who read cartoon strips about people watching themselves watching themselves. Is Big Brother watching me now or am I being paranoid?