The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 27, 2016
March 26, 2016
March 28, 2016
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Arnie: Hey, Thorny! How many chocolate bunnies did you eat today? Brutus: I'm on a new diet plan... Brutus: It only allows you to eat meals which have been prepared in advance especially for the plan... Brutus: The meals are all low calorie, low fat, properly balanced and measured into recommended portions... Brutus: I've lost ten pounds in the first week! Arnie: Wow! That sounds like the best diet ever! Brutus: Not really - the reason I lost the weight is because the meals taste so bad, I never eat much!
californicated1 over 8 years ago
That’s usually most food made for a diet plan.And then there’s the gas that gets emanated into the air—better have windows open and fans blowing outside to dissipate all of it.
bewhole over 8 years ago
Eat the cardboard packaging it come in it tastes better. And it “Has” a taste
i_am_the_jam over 8 years ago
Looks like the “born loser” actually managed to succeed at something…
locake over 8 years ago
You have to cut out 3700 calories to lose one pound. That would mean he’s eating about 5000 calories LESS each day. Most people eat 2000-2500 calories a day.
whenlifewassimpler over 8 years ago
Everything in moderation is the key and you can eat what you want. Has worked for me and my hubby all our lives.