Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 14, 2016

Where’s Big John Pascoe when you need him?

Somehow I don’t think this will end with Kenzie saying, “Oh, Max, you are a real man, after all,” as in The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac. Time for a Charles Atlas course of Dynamic Tension.

There’s a lot of fingering going on here today. and that’s one disturbing looking snowman. Bacon is an accident waiting to happen in P1.

P2 and the accident(?) happens. Or does goat boy want to dance?

Bacon’s pretty tough knowing he’s got Menzie to back him up. Can’t wait to see her and the scum in the upcoming scrum.

In all reality , thought that was Lance Loud in P 2 , P 3 Max should have said " Up your nose with a rubber hose." Kenzie says " I pity the fool " and the brawl is on .

SheHulk!

In my best Brent Musburger impression’ “Folks, whose that lovely lady in P1?”

" Ease up, Friend!"

Whomp ’em Jethrine!

Here’s a love tap from that bag of bones.

Apparently the guy with the brain injury put on a cap to cover up his bandages. Hmmm. You know, neurological damage can cause hyper aggression.

@Bearwku82: too bad she talks through her nose

Ok, now about this fight, Cider House rules?

Who is Kenzie talking to? Why is Max carrying four hot ciders? Did Max and Kenzie go the the Winter Blast with two other people? Where are those people? So many pointless questions.

“Hey! Whose ‘cider’ you on?”

Ha ha, good one.

Okay, a few random observations. P1 – That snowman sure has a happy expression on its face. I guess based on the positioning of those heads in front of it I can see why.P2 – Is that Max or Maxine?P3 – That goon’s nostril is about to get violated.

I hate to admit it, but this strip has me feeling sorry for Max.