Ever notice how time actually does seem to move backwards when you leave a bar? I mean, on more than one occasion I’ve glanced at the clock over the bar as I’m leaving, and found myself getting home before I left. Apparently bars exert powerful relativistic effects. Perhaps this is the real basis of the Star Trek warp drive–there’s a bar in the engine room! Or maybe just in Mr. Scott’s quarters… “what is it? It’s… it’s green!”
zero over 14 years ago
It’s not time moving backwards. It’s the species experiencing it, accompanied by a drop in smarts.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
time keeps on slipping, into the future.
or, if you prefer…
let’s do the time warp again.
invisifan over 14 years ago
Near perfect Sim-ulation …
puddleglum1066 over 14 years ago
Ever notice how time actually does seem to move backwards when you leave a bar? I mean, on more than one occasion I’ve glanced at the clock over the bar as I’m leaving, and found myself getting home before I left. Apparently bars exert powerful relativistic effects. Perhaps this is the real basis of the Star Trek warp drive–there’s a bar in the engine room! Or maybe just in Mr. Scott’s quarters… “what is it? It’s… it’s green!”