Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 08, 2016
Transcript:
Caulfield: If Kevin needs coffee to wake up and an alarm clock to get him to the coffee machine, which one should he plug in first? Girl: Neither. He is obviously somewhere on vacation. Frazz: How did Caulfield talk you into letting him write a test? Mrs. Olsen: I hardly had to do a thing.
Squizzums over 8 years ago
Some fine Wonderland logic here.
archipelago Premium Member over 8 years ago
So far, Caulfield is flunking his attempt to write a better test.
Olddog1 over 8 years ago
What does it matter once they are both plugged in? Set the coffee maker to start 5 minute before the alarm.
MS72 over 8 years ago
a teaching style that is sorta like whitewashing the fence
MS72 over 8 years ago
and the worst thing about tests is GRADING them, wonder if she’ll have the kid do that, too
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Who unplugs their coffee machine?
toahero over 8 years ago
I prefer the time he wrote the question asking about Captain Jim’s Post-Erie-Ore,
wbtthefrog over 8 years ago
If he needed coffee and an alarm to wake up, it isn’t a very relaxing vacation.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 8 years ago
Common Core question.
Vaporman over 8 years ago
Great job, Jef. This is going wonderful places. Can’t wait for tomorrow’s!
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
Epic score!
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago
Puma: if you continue to write posts such as those above, you need to stop complaining about others name-calling and being insulting. Yes, even if they did it first.
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago
Not that I don’t understand the impulse.