Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 26, 2016
February 25, 2016
February 27, 2016
Transcript:
We're the only ones left alive. You know what we have to do. No. What? Repopulate the earth. Are you insane? All of the doctors are dead. All the hospitals are bombed out. But the human race will die out! There will be no one! If I die in childbirth, from my perspective, it's the same deal! What does the future matter to me if I'm dead? Where's your sense of duty?! Where's your sense of honor?! Have you no regard for those who came before?! Imagine trying to raise a child without cartoons. You know, humans have had a good run.
Ida No almost 9 years ago
Rig a generator, power the DVD player and TV off that. With no one else left on the planet, no one’s going to complain about late fees if you raid rental shops. And just make sure the babe has nothing but cheap wine for dinner for the next 5 years. Problem solved.
Darth Stevious almost 9 years ago
And if they have a son and a daughter, they’d have to mate to keep things going. Or if just a daughter, Dad would have to mate with her. Isn’t the lowest sustainable population amount two hundred or so? The human race is already dead before they begin their discussion…
emptc12 almost 9 years ago
And then, they found the undamaged store Comic Book World, right nextdoor t to Toy’R’Us.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Theoretically you can repopulate with two people if you don’t mind the descendants having 14 fingers and three nostrils.
ziggman14304 almost 9 years ago
Comicssfan – don’t we all?