Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 19, 2016
March 18, 2016
March 20, 2016
Transcript:
Chazz: I don't think they have any collars with mechanical arms and searing lasers, Poncho. Poncho: Sigh, still? They keep talking about how scientific advances will keep happening quicker until we reach the singularity, but it seems like I've been waiting for my laser collar forever! Chazz: They've got ones with customizable nameplates. Poncho: Woo-wee, it's like I'm in a holodeck.
Argythree over 8 years ago
Maybe what he really needs is a muzzle?
DennisinSeattle over 8 years ago
Yes, Poncho, we are still waiting for jetpacks and robot maids too.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 8 years ago
actually his color would probably only disappear – making him only have “nudity” to go on – being replaced by microchips administering the stuff against fleas and making him identifiable.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Poncho get a collar with those cute little LED lights so everyone can see you coming……………and then get out of the way :-)
alexzabala over 8 years ago
Wait! Poncho is still nude…and in public!
dre7861 over 8 years ago
I love when Poncho is being sarcastic. Plus a Star Trek reference. This dog has my tastes, first Doc Octopus now ST:TNG!
K M over 8 years ago
What, you want to be a Borg!?