There actually is a lake of fire beneath the Earth. It is approximately 93 million miles below us. More in the winter, about 94.5, and less in the summer, about 91.4. Unless we learn god’s laws and live by them to achieve heaven, we will be consumed by the lake of fire in some five billion years. Well, actually, we will probably perish long before then, as the Earth will become uninhabitable long before it is swallowed by the Sun.
Well there’s your problem. If you see only large groups and cannot distinguish individuals, you are probably taking a lot for granted and well out of touch.Naturally however, I feel it is my duty to correct you by saying that if you are not immediately on board with whatever I say, then you are a zealot and probably ignorant and mis-informed.Don’t feel bad though.I’m the bigot here, and you just a victim.
“there IS no Book of Hezekiah!”-The Book of Hezekiah is referenced extensively in the Epistles of the Apostle Bob to the Tyrosians. You aren’t going to stand there and call the Apostle Bob a liar, are you?
Socialism isn’t a myth; it’s an actual economic theory. Christianity on the other hand isn’t based on any theory except the misguided idea that a mortal can somehow live forever.
Boise Ed Premium Member over 8 years ago
I’m unfamiliar with the chemical aspects of christianity. What’s the horned dude on about?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Sure. We’ve got a pool.We’ve got a pool and a lake.The lake would be good for you.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
There actually is a lake of fire beneath the Earth. It is approximately 93 million miles below us. More in the winter, about 94.5, and less in the summer, about 91.4. Unless we learn god’s laws and live by them to achieve heaven, we will be consumed by the lake of fire in some five billion years. Well, actually, we will probably perish long before then, as the Earth will become uninhabitable long before it is swallowed by the Sun.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Now, there’s an afterlife for you, Hell’s pool boy.
KEA over 8 years ago
not the way Americans do it
Cerabooge over 8 years ago
Is that Kurt Cobain?
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
How the hell do you think I get the multi-colored flames?
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
If only the Presence had any interest in our scribblings!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well there’s your problem. If you see only large groups and cannot distinguish individuals, you are probably taking a lot for granted and well out of touch.Naturally however, I feel it is my duty to correct you by saying that if you are not immediately on board with whatever I say, then you are a zealot and probably ignorant and mis-informed.Don’t feel bad though.I’m the bigot here, and you just a victim.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
“there IS no Book of Hezekiah!”-The Book of Hezekiah is referenced extensively in the Epistles of the Apostle Bob to the Tyrosians. You aren’t going to stand there and call the Apostle Bob a liar, are you?
Artistinfo over 8 years ago
Socialism isn’t a myth; it’s an actual economic theory. Christianity on the other hand isn’t based on any theory except the misguided idea that a mortal can somehow live forever.