Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 19, 2016
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Man: Got a ghost problem, do ya? Adam: My daughter thinks so. Man: Well, that spray is pricey, but it'll do the trick. Adam: You...you seem so matter-of-fact about it. Man: We see a lot of this. A fella last week bought some poltergeist repellent. Adam: How'd that work out? Man: I got sixty bucks. Far as I know he's still a rube.
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
If a 3rd person falls for it, does that make it a Rube Cube?
Steven Wright over 8 years ago
Adam doesn’t have a ghost of a chance against this guys spooky marketing tactics.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Does this store also sell gallon jugs of latex paint thinner?
monkeyhead over 8 years ago
Made a bottle of “boggyman” spray for a friend’s kid. Consisted of water with a few drops of citrus oil. Labeled it and the kid has had much fewer nights of crawling into bed with her mom. I think it cost me under $2 to make it. It makes a good natural spider spray too, haven’t seen any in the house since I sprayed it around the window and door casings.
aerilim over 8 years ago
P.T. Barnum theory proves again..
MontanaLady over 8 years ago
I have a brother-in-law that’d buy that, too!In fact, he just bought a bridge………
AnnDeeQ over 8 years ago
I made “cootie spray” for my third graders. A couple of drops of green food coloring—not enough to stain, but enough to color the water. Put it in a fancy perfume atomizer I had.
K M over 8 years ago
You’ve heard of wolfsbane, right? My dad used to say he spread elephant bane around the house. Didn’t matter to him that elephants were not native to the mid-Atlantic; as far as he was concerned, the fact that we never saw an elephant around the house was proof that it worked. I never asked where he got the stuff.