Eek! by Scott Nickel for March 12, 2016

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    PICTO  over 8 years ago

    Someone’s lab report is going to tell them to cut back on the Granny Smiths.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Results for that one positive test will reveal he had been juicing.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    Results were inconclusive.

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    Daniel Jacobson  over 8 years ago

    I used to work in a laboratory like that one. Foods and drinks are restricted to being on desk-tops only. Lab tables are strictly off limits to anything but the substances and samples being analyzed or worked on. Otherwise, there would be numerous inaccurate readings from coffee, soft drinks and juices, all of which would make a patient look extremely worse off than expected.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Pick a jar, any jar!

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    wildfiregal  over 8 years ago

    just start drinking…you’ll find it eventually…

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