The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 10, 2016

666 mgs, stat!

Now I have that Iron Maiden song in my head. If you have to ask which song, your’e likely not an Iron Maiden fan

I am not afraid of the dentist. I am terrified of the dentist.

Doc: How long has that toothie been wiggly?Patient: It’s been loosie fer weeks.

Numb’s the word.

Or 6 to the power 6 to the power 6 according to Robert A. Heinlein

What a wuss. He can dish it out but can’t take it.Teresa is a saint for preparing the hypo.

I don’t get it. Can someone explain?

His car broke down so he had to hoof it home.

He knew how to get some tail.

Whaaaat? I dont get it. Maybe the devil trying out a Sleep-Number bed mattress would have worked better for this joke?

Novocaine is the numbing agent (number) for the devil (or “beast”), thus, “Number of the beast”…

Ha. Thanks. Now I get it!!

Nah let ‘im suffer! It’s payback time! The pansy! I can take it.

The old:

667 the neighbor of the beast.

This joke is six, six, sick!

Brilliant cartoon!!

Ouch!