Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 16, 2016

Are there even leprechauns in Marigold’s magical world? There are trolls as well as a candy-vomiting dragon therein.

For extra effective shoe-stealing, steal only the left one from every pair.

Marigold is right!

Just find something in GREEN plaid, Phoebe and you can’t go wrong! In fact, just get a kilt! The Irish wear them too!

And be sure, on Friday, to stack all your green beans on-end! People are always neglecting to do that, for some reason!

I’m donating blood tomorrow.…hope i don’t bleed green…

“I am not making them up, we unicorns have an lot of strange traditions that I am not sure why they exist”

And if you don’t drink green beer .. wait a minute, that’s a good thing, isn’t it?

Hee hee hee!

What the Irish don’t tell anyone is that we have fun all year long. St. Patrick’s day is Visitor’s Day, and gets to be kind of a drag.

St Patricks day was created just so the Irish have an excuse to drink, brawl and pinch people for no reason

Marigold does have it right, Feebie. It’s random.

For a long time, I thought that if you don’t wear green on St. Patty’s Day, leprechauns would chase me around with a shaleileigh. :P